A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin’s toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?
Are you going to finish that atom? You want to split it?
We really need to stop talking about mitosis. It’s such a divisive issue.