A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? … Long time no sea.
Atom 1: “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
Atom 2: “Are you sure?”
Atom 1: “I’m positive.”
In 1905, Albert Einstein published a theory about space.
And it was about time.
Q: How often do you like jokes about elements?
Q: What did their parents say when they heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going to get married?
Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?