A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Q. Want to hear a Sodium joke?
Q: How often do you like jokes about elements?
Q. What did the astronomer’s friends do after he didn’t win the Nobel Prize?
A. They gave him a constellation prize.
Q: What did their parents say when they heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going to get married?
Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. “You guys have no life.”
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Q. How much room does a fungus need to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible.
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Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!