A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
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Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. “You guys have no life.”
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
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Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!
Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.