Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
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Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Q. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare quote?
A. “Tabby, or not tabby, that is the question.”
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octo-puss.
Q: What do you call a cat sleeping in your shoe?
A: Puss in boots.
Q. What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
A. A cat-has-trophy.
Q: What do you call a big pile of cats?
A: A purramid
Q: What did the gym coach say to the cat?
A: Have you paid your annual fleas?
Q: Is he catatonic?
A: No, just taking a cat nap.