Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
Q: Is he catatonic?
A: No, just taking a cat nap.
Live long and pawspurr
Q: What do you call a big pile of cats?
A: A purramid
Q: Why don’t cats like shopping online?
A: They prefer a cat-alogues.
Q: What did the cat say when his friend asked if he was lying?
A: I’m not kitten you.
Q: What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement?
A: The purrpatrator.
Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A: A Furrari.