Why Does Moisture Destroy…
Why does moisture destroy leather? When it’s raining, cows don’t go up to the farmhouse yelling, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! We’re going to ruin the whole outfit here!”
Jerry Seinfeld
More Jokes
Lew Schneider on Sunblock
We use a really strong sunblock when we go to the beach with the kids. It’s SPF 80: You squeeze the tube, and a sweater comes out.
Lew Schneider
Daylight Saving in Seattle
What does daylight saving time mean in Seattle?
Lightening dates
Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
Raining Money
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is “change” in the weather.
A Mountain’s Favorite Candy
What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?
Sprinkling Rain
Q: What does it do before it rains candy?
A: It sprinkles!
A Month’s Worth of Rain
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
