Roof Shingles
Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof?
A: Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles.
More Jokes
The Snowman’s Baby
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
It’s Been Raining so Much in LA that…
It’s been raining so much in Los Angeles that the Chia Pet I threw in the garbage is now blocking my entire driveway.
Jay Leno
Tom Parry on Folk Wisdom
Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night, day.
Humorist Tom Parry
Lazy Weather
Q: What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up?
A: Fog!
Why Does Moisture Destroy…
Why does moisture destroy leather? When it’s raining, cows don’t go up to the farmhouse yelling, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! We’re going to ruin the whole outfit here!”
Jerry Seinfeld
Bees in the Rain
Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets.
Umbrellas Up
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.
