Queen’s Rain
Q: What is a Queens favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Reign!
More Jokes
Winter Punderland
As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold.
I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”
Phil Noyes, Yakima, Washington
Roof Shingles
Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof?
A: Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles.
Talk about a cold seat
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
A Month’s Worth of Rain
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
Tom Parry on Folk Wisdom
Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night, day.
Humorist Tom Parry
A Mountain’s Favorite Candy
What is a mountain’s favorite type of candy?
Umbrellas Up
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.