It’s Been Raining so Much in LA that…
It’s been raining so much in Los Angeles that the Chia Pet I threw in the garbage is now blocking my entire driveway.
Jay Leno
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Tom Parry on Folk Wisdom
Red sky at night, shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night, day.
Humorist Tom Parry
Coastal Town Names
Concerned about what will happen to cities if the polar ice caps melt? Don’t be. New names have already been chosen. Atlantis City, New Jersey Pariscope, France Sail ‘Em, Massachusetts Floodelphia, Pennsylvania Helsunki, Finland Sao … Read More
Thermometer Love
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.
Tornado Cow
Q: Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
A: Udder disaster!
Foggy LA
Q: What happens when fog lifts in California?
A: UCLA!
Electricity is Really Just…
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin
Weather Money
Q: Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
A: Because she expected some change in the weather.