Climate Change
According to a news story, if global warming continues, in 20 years the only chance we’ll have to see a polar bear is in a zoo. So in other words, nothing is going to change.
More Jokes
Raining Money
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is “change” in the weather.
Horses and Weather
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
If I’m on the Course and Lightning Starts…
If I’m on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If God wants to play through, let him.
Bob Hope
Foggy LA
Q: What happens when fog lifts in California?
A: UCLA!
Raindrop Convo
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud
Queen’s Rain
Q: What is a Queens favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Reign!
It’s Been Raining so Much in LA that…
It’s been raining so much in Los Angeles that the Chia Pet I threw in the garbage is now blocking my entire driveway.
Jay Leno
