Q. What's Santa Claus's favorite track & field event?
A. North Pole-vaulting!
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Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate?
A: He has a black belt!
Q: What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
A: Crisp Pringles.
Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Q: Where does Santa stay when he’s on vacation?
A: At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.
Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!
Did you hear that Santa knows karate?
He has a black belt.
Q:What do you call Kris Kringle when he goes on his wife’s health insurance?
A: A dependent Claus.
By Sam Benson Smith