Q. What's Santa Claus's favorite track & field event?
A. North Pole-vaulting!
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Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
Q. Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A. RUDE-olph, of course!
Q. What’s St. Nicholas’s favorite measurement in the metric system?
A. The Santameter!
By Briana, age 7
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
Q: How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate?
A: He has a black belt!
Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Father Christmas?
A: A rebel without a Claus.
Q: What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?