Q. What's Santa Claus's favorite track & field event?
A. North Pole-vaulting!
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Did you hear that Santa knows karate?
He has a black belt.
Q: What’s Santa’s favorite song by the Ramones?
A: Blitzen-krieg Bop.
Q. What’s St. Nicholas’s favorite measurement in the metric system?
A. The Santameter!
By Briana, age 7
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Christmas: The time when everyone gets Santamental.
Q: How does Santa sing the alphabet?
A: A B C D E F G…
H I J K L M N
Oh!, Oh!, Oh!,
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!
Q. Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A. RUDE-olph, of course!
Q: What is Santa’s primary language?
A: North Polish.