Q: Which dog breed chases anything that’s red?
A: A bull dog
Q: What do you do when a dog eats your English homework?
A: Take the words right out of its mouth!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A: A cockerpoodledoo!
Q: Why did the tree think the dog was talking to him?
A: He kept saying “bark, bark, bark!”
Q: What do dogs study for their PhDs?
Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!