Sore Loser
Whoever said “It’s not whether you win or lose that counts” probably lost.
—Martina Navratilova
More Jokes
Mirror Image
Always weird to meet your stunt double. It’s like looking into a mirror where the other you took care of yourself.
It’s What We’re All Thinking, Anyway
I say if you love something, set it in a small cage and pester and smother it with love until it either loves you back or dies.
—Mindy Kaling
Rita Rudner on The Perks of Dog Ownership
We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It’s cheaper, and you get more feet.
Rita Rudner
3.14 Pieces to be Exact
Stress cannot exist in the presence of pie.
—David Mamet
Remembering the good times
The best thing about good old days is that we were neither good nor old.
New Words for 2016
These words are so joining our vocabulary in 2016!
Chairdrobe (n.): piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser.
Epiphanot (n.): an idea that seems like an amazing insight to the conceiver but is in fact pointless, … Read More
Freudian Slip
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.