Protein Plus
Q: How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: I don’t know, but where do you get your protein!?
More Jokes
Vegan Insult
Q: How did Native Americans say vegetarian?
A: “Bad hunter!”
Healthy as a Horse
Why are most horses in shape? Because they are on a stable diet.
Time to Diet
Did you hear about the hungry clock? He went back four seconds.
The Best Diet Plans…
Every time I make plans to eat better, I can hear my stomach laughing.
Sales Binge
Why spend $80 on a swimsuit when you can buy 320 chicken nuggets.
The Second Day Is Always the Hardest
I’m on day 2 of a “diet” which means I’m always one minor annoyance away from eating every single person in my office.
A Dieter’s Favorite Celebrity
What do you call the king of vegetables? Elvis Parsley
