Stick to One Serving

Q: How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow?
A: One if nobody’s looking.

What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet? A desserter.

A great way to lose weight is to eat while you are naked and standing in front of a mirror.  Restaurants will always throw you out before you can eat too much.

Did you hear about the gourmet who avoids unfashionable restaurants because he doesn’t want to gain weight in the wrong places?

I keep trying to lose weight but it keeps finding me.

One of the benefits of eating salad is that you can eat tons of it and never be satisfied.

Do you call a person who has abandoned their diet a desserter?

How do most people curb their appetite? At the drive thru window.