It’s Gluten-y Good
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper? He sold his soul to seitan!
More Jokes
Fattening Spoon
The most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae is the spoon.
Vegan Crossroads
Did you hear about the vegan devil worshipper? He sold his soul to seitan!
A Dieter’s Favorite Celebrity
What do you call the king of vegetables? Elvis Parsley
Breakfast of Champions
You have a Slim-Fast for breakfast, a Slim-Fast for lunch; then, you eat a “sensible dinner.” How sensible are you going to be after eating powder all day?
Nacho Normal Diet
The only difference in my life when I’m on a diet is instead of saying, “I ate nachos,” I say, “I accidentally ate nachos.”—@behindyourback
It’s not my fault!
I have fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me to the kitchen. That’s why I can’t lose weight.
Now Minerals Feel Left Out
I’m not vegetarian because I love animals. I’m vegetarian because I hate vegetables.
