How Many Economists…
Q: How many economists does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: None. If the light-bulb needed changing, the market would have already done it.
“Didn’t you use to hear music every time you put on your Western hat?” one cowboy asked another.
“I sure did.”
“How did you get it to stop?”
“I removed the hat from my head and took out the band.”