Better Luck Next Year
I once bought my kid a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying “Toys not included.”
These holiday "headlines" — concocted by the satirists at the Onion — are completely fabricated. And yet they have the ring of truth.
Coal Now Too Expensive to Put in Christmas Stockings
Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think
Accountants Pack Times Square for Fiscal New Year
Book Given as Gift Actually Read