Sleigh Ride Through the Rain
How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
These holiday "headlines" — concocted by the satirists at the Onion — are completely fabricated. And yet they have the ring of truth.
Coal Now Too Expensive to Put in Christmas Stockings
Study Finds Link Between Red Wine, Letting Mother Know What You Really Think
Accountants Pack Times Square for Fiscal New Year
Book Given as Gift Actually Read