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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Broken pencil.Broken pencil who?Forget it—this joke is pointless.
Dishes a nice place you got here.
Pecan somebody your own size!
Needle little help getting in the door!
Candice door open, or what?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!