Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
A: Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
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Q: What do you call a running turkey?
A: Fast food.
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected fowl play.
Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.
Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
A: Fowl play.
Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY.
“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”—Jay Leno
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!