The skeleton didn't like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.
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Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: Why don’t mummies take time off?
A: They’re afraid to unwind.
Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
Q: What do birds say on Halloween to get candy?
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels
Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.
Q: Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
A: They’re LUMBARjacks!