The skeleton didn't like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.
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Q: What kind of monster loves to disco?
A: The boogieman.
Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine!
Q: What do skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetit!
Q: What do witches ask for at hotels?
A: Broom service!
Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet.