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Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing! Wing!
Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
A: Wobble, wobble!
A gentleman called Butterball’s Thanksgiving Turkey Talk-Line to tell the operator he cut his turkey in half with a chain saw and wanted to know if the oil from the chain would adversely affect the turkey.
Q: What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
A: Have peck-nics!
Q: Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
A: Because they never learned good table manners!
Q: What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
A: One has gobblers, the other goblins.
Q: What do you call the age of a pilgrim?