Q: What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
A: One has gobblers, the other goblins.
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Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey trot
A proud gentleman called to tell the Butterball staff how he wrapped his turkey in a towel and stomped on it several times, breaking the bones so it would fit in his pan.
Q: What was the turkey suspected of?
A: Fowl play.
Q: What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
A: Have peck-nics!
Q: Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?
A: A poul-tree.
After a long Thanksgiving Day of eating and playing, my 3-year-old granddaughter asked her mother to carry her. When I asked if her legs were broken, Aislin said, “Yes, they’re out of batteries.”
Q: Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
A: Because it will make him blush.
Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler!