Q: What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
A: One has gobblers, the other goblins.
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Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
A: Wobble, wobble!
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Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Thanksgiving for what?
Thanks giving us this turkey.
Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.
Q: When do you serve tofu turkey?
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.