Q: What do birds say on Halloween to get candy?
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Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet.
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts.
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
A: He felt rotten!
That skeleton sure brought his appetite to the picnic—and also some spare ribs.