Q: What do birds say on Halloween to get candy?
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Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.
Q. What does the ghost call his true love?
A. My ghoul-friend.
Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.
Q: Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
A: They’re LUMBARjacks!
I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.
Q: What do you call a witch who lives on a beach?
A: A sand-witch
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!