Q: What do birds say on Halloween to get candy?
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The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
A: He felt rotten!
Q: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q: Why did the Vampire read the New York Times?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.
The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than Napoleon Bone-a-part.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!