Jay Leno on Pet Scams
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
Poodle: "My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is leaving me for a German shepherd, and I'm nervous as a cat."
Collie: "Why don't you go see a psychiatrist?"
Poodle: "I can't. I'm not allowed on the couch."