A Cell Phone Wedding
Did you hear about the cell phones that got married?
The wedding was terrible, but the reception was terrific.
After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”
“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.
“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
Submitted by Norie Bloom,