Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
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Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.
That skeleton sure brought his appetite to the picnic—and also some spare ribs.
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin!
Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I dunno. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Q: What goes Ha-ha-ha-ha!, thud!!! and keeps laughing?
A: A monster laughing it’s head off!