We really need to stop talking about mitosis. It's such a divisive issue.
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Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
Q. What did Neil Armstrong do after he stepped on Buzz Aldrin’s toe?
A. He Apollo-gized.
Q. What do visitors to the International Space Station have to do before boarding?
A. Pay the parking meteor.
Q. Where do astronauts like to party?
A. The space bar.
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.