Q: Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
A: Any old friend he could dig up!
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Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.
Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.
Q: How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?
A: Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates!
Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet.
The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn’t in it.
Q: What do witches ask for at hotels?
A: Broom service!
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.