Q: Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
A: Any old friend he could dig up!
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Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels
Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!
The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.
Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: “Spook when you’re spooken to.”
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Q: What does a panda ghost eat?
Q: Why are all of Superman’s costumes tight?
A: They’re all size S.