Q: Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
A: Any old friend he could dig up!
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Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels
Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.
The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
Q: Mummy, why do all the other kids call me a hairy werewolf?
A: Now stop talking about that and brush your face!
Q: What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
A: “Bone Appetit!”
Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.