Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
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Q: Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!
Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays.
It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
Doctor, doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Try taking the candles off.
What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday?
Q: What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?
A: Have a fin-tastic day.
Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake.
Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?