Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
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Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When you slice it.
Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.
Q: Why are birthday’s good for you?
A: Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
Q: What kind of birthday cake do you get for a coffee lover?
Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake.
I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman’s body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!