Soul Singing Duck
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers.
Tired of waiting in the back of the line to get on Noah's Ark, a flea jumps from one animal to another as she moves closer to the front. She leaps and leaps until she lands on the back of an elephant. The pachyderm turns to its mate and says testily, “I knew it! Here they go with the pushing and shoving!”
—Source: Funny in Brazil Survey