What do you always get on your birthday?
Another year older!
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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
When I was born, I was so surprised.
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know.
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow.
Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake.
Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
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