At Your Service Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR execs. —Daniel J. Boorstin
I'm a Busy Ghost, People People always ask kids the same stupid questions. “What are you supposed to be?” I’m supposed to be done by now. You wanna move it along with the 3 Musketeers? Jerry Seinfeld
Highway Adoption At what age do you think it’s appropriate to tell a highway it’s adopted? —Zach Galifianakis
Bloody Good Question How can you ever be late for anything in London? They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town. Jimmy Kimmel
A Tough Question, by Betsy Salkind Why is there so much pressure to spend Independence Day with other people? Betsy Salkind