Q: What do you call a man who lures women into his place and turns them into ghastly freaks?
A: A 1980’s hairdresser!
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The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.
Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!
Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones
Q: Why don’t mummies take time off?
A: They’re afraid to unwind.
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A. Because you can see right through them!