The Scariest Monster of All
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Q: What do you call a man who lures women into his place and turns them into ghastly freaks?
A: A 1980’s hairdresser!
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Q: What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
A: “Bone Appetit!”
Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china—watch out for chips!
Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
Q: Know why skeletons are so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine!
Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q: What is in a ghost’s nose?
Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.