Q: What do skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetit!
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Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didn’t have any body to love.
Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?