The Skeleton Gourmand
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Q: What do skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetit!
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Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
Q: What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
A: “Bone Appetit!”
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine!
Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone.
Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn’t in it.
Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!