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Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
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Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.
The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn’t in it.
Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine!
Q: What kind of monster loves to disco?
A: The boogieman.
Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it?
A: A coffin.