Where are Average Things Manufactured?
T NOW! What do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! When do we want them? RIGH
Q: What did the doctor tell her invisible patient?
A: “I can’t see you today.”
Here’s the news: A Rhode Island man was arrested for passing a counterfeit $100 bill. What gave him away? Lincoln’s face: It’s supposed to be on the $5 bill.
Source: Sun Chronicle (Attleboro, Massachusetts)
Here’s the laugh: A … Read More
The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
I don’t think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses. The whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was, I should cut my bangs.
Comedian Bonnie McFarlane
Q: Why are football stadiums so cool?
A: Because every seat has a fan in it!
A pride of lions, a gaggle of geese … and here’s how we might classify these groups:
• A brat of boys
• A giggle of girls
• A stagger of drunks
• A tedium of accountants
• A stitch of doctors
• A whine of losers
• A jerk … Read More
Q: How many economists does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: None. If the light-bulb needed changing, the market would have already done it.