One Christmas, my grandfather gave me a box
of broken glass. He gave my brother a box of
Band-Aids and said, “You two share.”
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I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.
My kitchen floor is sticky, and
I had to do something about it. So finally I went out and bought some slippers.
Can a 3-D printer make ink
cartridges for a 2-D printer?
Comedian Joe Mande
You know you’re dating the wrong guy when your friend steals your boyfriend and all you can think is, What does she see in him?
A survey sent out to our contractors posed the question "What motivates you to come to work every day?" One guy answered, "Probation officer."
Anyone who thinks women talk too much has never sat through a six-hour Super Bowl pregame show.
These holiday “headlines” — concocted by the satirists at the Onion — are completely fabricated. And yet they have the ring of truth.
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is coming out with an organic Twinkie. Isn’t that called a sponge?