What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
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Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator
Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop