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What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
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Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato
Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?
Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop