My go-getter coworker asked me, "Andrea, why put off till tomorrow what you can do today?” I replied, "On the chance that I get fired this afternoon and don’t have to do it at all.”
From the news: “Bob” was considered a star at the computer company where he worked. He made a six-figure salary and routinely received excellent performance reviews.
And now we know why: Without his boss’s knowledge, “Bob” had outsourced his entire job to a company in China—for a fifth of his salary. He then spent his days at his desk playing games, shopping on eBay, and watching cat videos.