What Starts With a P…
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
A: The Post Office!
Q. There's a one-story house where everything inside is pink: pink walls, pink doors, pink floors, pink ceilings, pink windows, pink curtains, pink chairs, and pink tables. What color are the stairs?
A. There are none—it's a one-story house!