Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!
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Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.
Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.
Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet.
Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china—watch out for chips!