Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!
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Q. How do vampires start their letters?
A. “Tomb it may concern…”
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.
Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china—watch out for chips!
I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.
Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.