Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!
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Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath.
Q: Which fruit is a vampire’s favorite?
The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn’t in it.
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
Q. What does the ghost call his true love?
A. My ghoul-friend.
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A. Because you can see right through them!
Q: What do female ghosts use to do their makeup?
A: Vanishing Cream!
Why was the jack-o-lantern afraid to cross the road?
He had no guts.