Q. I have hundreds of wheels, but move, I do not.
Call me what I am: Call me a lot.
What am I?
A. A parking garage/"lot"
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Q. A man was driving a truck. His headlights weren’t on, and the moon wasn’t out. Ahead of him, a woman dressed in all black started crossing the road. Fortunately, the man braked so she could cross. How did he see her?
A. It was the … Read More
Q. What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
A. A bed.
Q. A girl fell off of a 30-foot ladder, but she didn’t get hurt at all. How is this possible?
A. She fell off the bottom step!
Q. I’m the size of an elephant, but I weigh nothing. What am I?
A. An elephant’s shadow!
Q. What’s the difference between a jeweler and a prison guard?
A. A jeweler sells watches, and a prison guard watches cells!
Q: A man is pushing his car along, and when he comes to a hotel he shouts, “I’m bankrupt!” Why?
A: He’s playing Monopoly.
Q: What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don’t want to use it?
A: An anchor.