Q: What did the toad say when he parked illegally?
A: "Just waiting for the bus because my car got toad."
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Stand back, or I’ll beat you with my bear hands!
I didn’t do it on porpoise.
Why do seals swim in salt water?
Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
A. Can you please be more Pacific?
What is every goat’s favorite Haddaway song?
You have cat to be kitten me right now.
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
Let minnow what you think.