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Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
Q: What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet
Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
A: Pork chop