Q. When you want to use me, you throw me away. When you're done using me, you bring me in. What am I?
A. An anchor.
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Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: Nice belt.
Q: What are two things you wouldn’t eat after waking up?
A: Lunch and dinner.
Q: What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don’t want to use it?
A: An anchor.
Q: If a red-house is made of red bricks, has a red wooden door, and a red roof, and a yellow-house is made of yellow bricks, has a yellow wooden door, and a yellow roof, then what is a green-house made of?
Q: Yellow I look and massive I weigh. In the morning I come to brighten your day. What am I?
A: A school bus.
Q: What do pandas have that no other animal has?
A: Baby pandas!
Q: Why was the chef embarrassed?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!
Q. What starts with “e,” ends with “e,” and contains one letter?
A. An envelope.