Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.
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Q: What kind of weather does a turkey like?
A: Fowl weather!
Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?
Q: What key won’t open any door?
A: A turkey!
Q: What was the turkey looking for at ToysRus?
Q: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
A: A Turkey.
Q: Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?
A: A poul-tree.
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: Why does a pilgrim’s pants always fall down?
A: Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.