Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
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Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google, google!
Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
A: Have peck-nics!
Q. If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
A. Scholar ships.
Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,”
Little Johnny wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”
Q: What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected fowl play.
Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!