Turnip the volume, I love this song!
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No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts!
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
Water those plants or they’re going to die!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me!—Contributed by Laurie Callier
Luke through the keyhole to see!
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?