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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
Q: Where do you get a birthday present for your cat?
A: From a cat-alogue.
It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
I used to be a boy trapped in a woman’s body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!
The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.
Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake.
Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest.