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Q: What do you say to your goldfish on his birthday?
A: Have a fin-tastic day.
Greeting Cards: When you care enough to send the very best but not enough to actually write something.
Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
A: Mice cream and cake.
I always feel warm on my birthday because people don’t stop toasting me.
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age.
Today is your birthday, so congratulate yourself, especially if you’re still young enough to remember it.
Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.
Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays.