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Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
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The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didn’t have any body to love.
Q: Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire for too long?
A: He became bone dry
Q: Who did the scary ghost invite to his party?
A: Any old friend he could dig up!
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.