Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
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Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
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If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket
I love you from my head tomatoes
Q: What do you call an everyday potato?
A: A commentator