Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
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What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon
Q: What do you get when two dinosaurs crash their cars?
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn’t peeling well
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Q: What do you call and owl that does magic tricks?
Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile