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Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Candice door open, or what?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Ice cream.Ice cream who?ICE CREAM RIGHT NOW IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Doris.Doris who?Doris locked. Open up!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Will.Will who?Will you just open the door already?
Canoe open the door?