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Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Honeydew

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Loaf

Loaf who?

I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Radio.Radio who?Radio not, here I come!—Contributed by Diane Page

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up and let me in!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Owls say

Owls say who?

Yes, they do.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole to see!