Water

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Hike.

Hike who?

I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Ho-ho.

Ho-ho who?

You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nun
Nun who?
Nun of your business!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey isn’t working, can you let me in?

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Convex.

Convex who?

Convex go to prison!

Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anyone want to let me in?