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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me!—Contributed by Laurie Callier
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Witches.Witches who?Witches the way home?—Contributed by Caroline Joyce
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
Leaf Me Alone!
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.