Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
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What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets.
Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
Q: What did the lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
A: You’re shocking!
Q: Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?
A: Fo’ Drizzle.