Knock! Knock!Who's there?Wendy.Wendy who?Wendy bell works again I won't have to knock anymore.
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Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Broken pencil.Broken pencil who?Forget it—this joke is pointless.
An extraterrestrial who?
Wait–how many extraterrestrials do you know?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Annie.Annie who?Annie body going to open the door already?
Water those plants or they’re going to die!
No, you’re a poo!
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!
Nana your business who’s there.