Q: What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?
A: An anchor.
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Q: What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
A: A deck of playing cards.
Q: Why was the chef embarrassed?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!
Q: Why can’t someone living in Maine be buried in Florida?
A: Because he’s still living!
Q: What do you break before you use it?
A: An egg!
Q: I travel all over the world, but always stay in my corner. What am I?
A: A stamp.
Q: Which is the most curious letter?
Q. There are three apples on a table and you take away two of them. How many apples do you have now?
A. Two, of course!
Q: What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A: A coat of paint.