Q: What's the different between a cat and a comma?
A: A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
When she saw her first strands of gray, she thought she’d dye.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business!
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A stone’s throw away, in fact.
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Q: What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
A: “Bone Appetit!”
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
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