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That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!
What is every whale’s favorite greeting?
Well, this is hawkward.
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Q: What did the toad say when he parked illegally?
A: “Just waiting for the bus because my car got toad.”
Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A. The prawn broker.
Q: What would bears be without Bees?
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?