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Want to go on a picnic?
Stand back, or I’ll beat you with my bear hands!
Whale, whale, whale…look who was right again.
That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!
Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A. The prawn broker.
How do fish end their work emails?
I’m owl by myself.
Q: What did the seal say when his friend told him a joke?
A: That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!