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What is every whale’s favorite greeting?
Q: What did the baby elephant ask his mom before they left for vacation?
A: “Can I borrow a suitcase? I only have a little trunk.”
That’s the seal-iest thing I’ve ever heard.
How do fish end their work emails?
Q. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
A. The prawn broker.
Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
You have cat to be kitten me right meow.